This is a modification of an old folk spell to rid the body of troubles. I wish I had a good source for it, but I do not. If anyone knows the original source, please inbox me and I will update this.
You will need:
Your Body
An egg (a store bought chicken egg is fine)
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Super Moon
— June 23, 2013
Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.
These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.Super moon water? Yes please.
IT’S THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY. If I forget this like I did with the last two super moons, I’m gonna punch myself in the face.
Fools! Your $100M security apparatus is no match for Drunken Jet-Ski Man.
The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Breached Airport Security
#6. Partying Jet Skier Defeats $100 Million Security System
In 2012, Daniel Casillo was enjoying a nighttime jet ski outing in New York City’s Jamaica Bay when he ran out of fuel. Stranded in the middle of the bay, Casillo had no choice but swim to shore. Unfortunately, the closest shore happened to be the one that bordered John F. Kennedy International Airport.
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JFK’s first line of defense was an 8-foot barbed wire fence, which Casillo managed to scale without any problem. He then channeled his inner James Bond and crossed two active runways while unintentionally thwarting a number of motion detectors and surveillance cameras. Next, he walked right up to the damn terminal and probably could have even boarded a flight if he hadn’t finally been spotted by an airport staffer. At this point, JFK staff freaked the fuck out and cancelled 100 flights as a result of one confused man toddling around the runaway armed with nothing but a life jacket and poor life choices.
reblogging for that last line.
Ditto
(Source: cracked.com)
Ancient healers believed Earth’s energy could be easily absorbed through our skin and through the soles of our feet.
Studies proves earthing (also called grounding) can improve your blood pressure, reduce cortisol, and even help problems sleeping. It’s done by reconnecting your body with the free electrons that flow through the Earth’s surface and it’s as easy as walking barefoot outdoors.
(Source: valkyriethais)
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